1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,233 All right, which do you think is cooler for my date? 2 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:05,567 Leather jacket or this hoodie? 3 00:00:05,567 --> 00:00:07,967 Let's see. 4 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:11,500 Nice leather, or... 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,567 ...what if we... 6 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:15,133 Good. 7 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:17,367 [exclaims] 8 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:19,000 Yep, I'd go with the hoodie. 9 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:22,600 Take it easy. I'm a mouth-breather. 10 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,000 [exhales] 11 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,900 I can't believe you let your WizTech buddies set you up on a blind date, 12 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:32,600 and all you know from her is what you've learned from her profile on WizFace. 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,767 You haven't even seen her. She's hot. 14 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:36,700 And she's into all the same things I'm into. 15 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,867 Please. Listen, everybody's hot on WizFace. 16 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:42,900 They don't show their real picture, and lie about what they're into. 17 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,734 What picture did she see of you? 18 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:47,734 Oh, I don't think pictures really capture my essence. 19 00:00:47,734 --> 00:00:50,900 That's why I posted a complicated mathematical equation. 20 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,867 Come check it out. 21 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:57,100 [computer beeps] 22 00:00:57,100 --> 00:01:00,200 Oh. I get it. Because you're hard to figure out 23 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,967 nobody cares enough to try. 24 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:03,667 [sarcastic laugh] 25 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:07,500 What other embarrassing things do you have on your embarrassing page? 26 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:12,100 Oh my gosh. I can't believe you posted that picture with you and that centaur. 27 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:15,100 [chuckles] Don't you wish she'd told you she was half horse and half girl 28 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:17,867 before you asked her to WizTech Prom? 29 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:20,600 I saved a lot on a limo. 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,600 I'm just saying people, or horses, 31 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,967 are not always honest on WizFace. 32 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:28,100 [doorbell rings] 33 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,767 OK, that's Isabella now. 34 00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:33,600 I guarantee you she looks exactly like her picture on WizFace. 35 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,600 [clears throat] 36 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,200 Is this the Russo residence? 37 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,600 Hi. 38 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,600 Here's your floral wristlet. 39 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:50,567 Thanks. 40 00:01:50,567 --> 00:01:53,600 And here's some mail that came to my apartment by accident. 41 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:58,700 Oh, ma'am? [chuckles] 42 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,000 Take it easy. 43 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,667 - Whew. - Ah! 44 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:09,100 I wouldn't "whew" so fast. At least that lady only had two legs. 45 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,834 [doorbell rings] 46 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:12,734 OK. I'm sure Isabella's normal. 47 00:02:12,734 --> 00:02:14,834 Oh! Forgot the floral wristlet. 48 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,200 Hi, I'm Isabella. Is Justin here? 49 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,200 Oh, well you're cute. Boo. 50 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,500 Justin? 51 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,567 Isabella? 52 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:38,300 Wow, you're even prettier than your pictures on WizFace. 53 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:43,300 And you don't look anything like "X equals Y squared over cosine of pi." 54 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,600 I know. Everyone says that. 55 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,000 So nice to meet you. And even nicer for you to meet Alex, 56 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,734 who thinks she knows everything. 57 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:55,900 Here, take a seat. I'll go get you some of your favorite Diet WizFizz. 58 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,100 You know, the soda? 59 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,667 I remembered from your profile. 60 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:06,300 Well, this was fun. 61 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:09,500 Can you pass me that sweater, please? 62 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,200 [growling] 63 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:19,567 OK. 64 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,000 [growling] 65 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,600 [barks] 66 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,700 Now that was fun. 67 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,934 Really? 'Cause my word was "awkward." 68 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:34,700 ♪ Well you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 69 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,767 ♪ And the end will no doubt, justify the means ♪ 70 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,100 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 71 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:42,000 ♪ Yes please But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 72 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,400 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 73 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,400 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 74 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,867 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 75 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:51,900 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 76 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:55,700 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 77 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:59,500 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 78 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:03,934 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 79 00:04:03,934 --> 00:04:07,100 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 80 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:11,367 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 81 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:15,000 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 82 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,934 ♪ Because everything is not... ♪ 83 00:04:18,934 --> 00:04:20,900 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 84 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,734 Hey, Alfred. Are you ready to go walk the dog? 85 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,033 I don't know. There are a lot of streets to cross 86 00:04:29,033 --> 00:04:33,100 between here and the park, where a lot could go wrong. 87 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:36,033 Hey, Mom, we're going to walk the dog in the park. 88 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:39,200 All right, honey. Wait, wait, wait. 89 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,767 We don't own a dog. 90 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:43,834 This is Tucker, Mrs. Covington's dog. 91 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:46,000 She's gonna give us five bucks a day to walk him. 92 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,100 We're saving up to buy those cups-on-a-chain 93 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,667 so we won't have to keep asking you guys for cups. 94 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,700 Oh, you know, honey, it's really not that much of a bother. 95 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,834 We own a restaurant, we've got hundreds of cups. 96 00:04:56,834 --> 00:05:00,233 We want cups-on-a-chain. Are you in or are you out? 97 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,767 All right, all right. I guess I'm in. 98 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:05,400 You know what? I'm gonna bake some dog biscuits 99 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,400 from a recipe I saw on Dog Food Network. OK? 100 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,033 Why do we want cups-on-a-chain again? 101 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:14,967 How many times has someone offered you a beverage 102 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:17,200 and you have nothing to put it in? 103 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,000 Never. 104 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,834 Well, it'll never happen again. 105 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:28,867 Oh, hi. Are you one of Alex's friends? 106 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:31,100 No, Dad. She's with me. [nervous laugh] 107 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,767 A pretty girl can be with me. 108 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:38,367 Oh, right. Of course. 109 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:42,233 I'm Isabella. You must be Mr. Russo. 110 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:43,300 Hi. 111 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:47,300 Oh, hi. I'll get Alex. 112 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,233 Theresa, please. 113 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:51,934 A pretty girl can be with Justin. 114 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:55,033 Oh, of course. 115 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,900 Justin and I were set up by friends 116 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,233 and we've been getting to know each other on WizFace. 117 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,800 WizFace. Really? 118 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,300 Oh, yeah. I hear it's a fun, social networking site 119 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,967 where people from the wizard world who 120 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,867 don't know each other at all can get to know each other. 121 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,100 Can you come in the kitchen? 122 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,900 We need help with the salami slicing. 123 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,700 It's Max's turn for that. 124 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:20,100 - Well, we need your help with something else. - [whispers] Yeah. 125 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,834 - What? - That thing. 126 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,900 What thing? 127 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,600 Justin, get in the kitchen right now. 128 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,467 All right. Come on, Isabella, we're going in the kitchen. 129 00:06:31,467 --> 00:06:35,233 No, no! No, no. No, no, Isabella needs to stay here, uh, 130 00:06:35,233 --> 00:06:37,967 because, um, because of that thing. 131 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:40,000 That thing with the... Oh, what are we doing? 132 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,834 Isabella, you stay here. Justin, come on. 133 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:58,834 Oh... Hi, Alex. 134 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,700 I saw that. 135 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,867 Saw what? 136 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:06,400 I'm not sure what I saw, but I saw that. 137 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,467 Once again, we have to discuss WizFace 138 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:16,200 and how dangerous it is because you never really know who you're dealing with. 139 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,300 And how you keep buying stuff on the World Wide Wizard Web that you don't need. 140 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:23,600 Like the Submarine- part-of-the-month Club? 141 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,233 I know it seems ridiculous right now, 142 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:30,600 but in a 128,000 months, I'll have a complete submarine. 143 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,100 [sighs] 144 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,600 And there's nothing wrong with Isabella. She's really nice. 145 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,967 Well, at least this one's not half horse. 146 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,934 That centaur looked beautiful in her prom dress. 147 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,467 Honey, you are missing the point. 148 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:49,000 You didn't know she was a centaur before you met her. 149 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,967 She ate all the carrots in the sub shop. 150 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:54,000 Our coleslaw was flavorless for a week. 151 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,600 Mom, Dad, I hear what you're saying right now, 152 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,400 but I think I'm old enough to make my own decisions. 153 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,200 All right. Just do yourself a favor 154 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,400 and get to know her better before you get serious. 155 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,233 Don't worry. It's gonna be fine. I'm going on a date with her. 156 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:11,100 Everything's gonna be OK. Look at her. She's fine. 157 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:16,233 [chuckles] Hey. 158 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:19,200 She totally just heard everything we said. 159 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,600 We should really shut this when we're talking about people, 160 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,700 and they're sitting right there. 161 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,000 So, uh, where are you guys going again? 162 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,100 I'm taking Isabella for a walk in the park. 163 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,500 Oh. She'll like that. 164 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:48,367 Hello! Hello! 165 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:49,767 Hello! Hello! 166 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,600 Hello! Hello! 167 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,033 [squirrel chitters] 168 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,600 Squirrel! 169 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,734 [growling] 170 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:00,834 [squirrel chitters] 171 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,000 You see I almost caught that squirrel? 172 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,934 And that bus. And that cab. And the guy on the bike. 173 00:09:06,934 --> 00:09:08,667 You almost caught a lot of things. 174 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:11,400 I know. Isn't this the best walk ever? 175 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,900 Yeah. I just thought we'd walk together. 176 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,567 Oh, OK. Let's walk together. 177 00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,233 And listen, if I ever get out of sight, 178 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,967 all you have to do is whistle. 179 00:09:19,967 --> 00:09:23,700 Hot. I like it. 180 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,000 Can you believe my sister and my parents 181 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,467 think we don't know enough about each other to go out? 182 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:31,900 I know. I can tell from your profile that we're into all the same things, 183 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,100 cozy blankets, long naps, car rides. 184 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,300 And neither one of us likes thunder storms. 185 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,800 Or vacuum cleaners. 186 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,900 Vacuum cleaners are the worst. 187 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,467 If you don't wear your shoes inside, 188 00:09:42,467 --> 00:09:44,100 there's no need for a vacuum. 189 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:47,100 I love shoes. 190 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,767 Me, too! I wear them everywhere. 191 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:55,133 I can't wait for my parents to see how perfect we are together. 192 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,200 Ow. 193 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:10,300 Hey, Alex, we're getting cups-on-chains to wear around our necks. 194 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:14,567 [laughs] Well, Justin's girlfriend's a dog. 195 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,400 Watch. 196 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,767 Hey, guys! Can I play? 197 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,300 Thank you. 198 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,867 Yo, Isabella! Fetch! 199 00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:29,033 [growls] 200 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,900 Hey, Alex. Isn't Isabella great? 201 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:38,300 She's so athletic and friendly. 202 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,700 She says "hello" to everyone in the park. 203 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,734 Yeah, your girlfriend's a dog. 204 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:48,400 What are you talking about? She's beautiful. 205 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,600 You just hate that we're perfect for each other. 206 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,133 She put my sweater in her mouth 207 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,667 and played tug-of-war with me. 208 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,300 Isabella's hiding something. 209 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,667 Oh, you just don't like the fact that I'm falling in love. 210 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:04,400 Yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm falling in love. 211 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,233 She ate a dog biscuit like it was a chocolate chip cookie right out of the oven. 212 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,033 - [scoffs] - She jumped in the air 213 00:11:13,033 --> 00:11:15,400 and caught a plastic flying disc in her mouth. 214 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,834 We both love catching plastic flying discs in our mouth. 215 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:26,467 That's one of the many things that we have in common. 216 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:30,400 You can't catch a plastic flying disc in your mouth. 217 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,934 You can't catch a plastic flying disc in your hands. 218 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:34,967 Oh, yeah? 219 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:37,233 Hey, Gunnar, hit me. 220 00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,767 Good throw! 221 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,667 Am I bleeding? 222 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:53,600 OK, OK, the swelling's going down, 223 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,667 you've cried it out, you're gonna live. 224 00:11:56,667 --> 00:12:01,600 Now, Isabella, did you leave out one piece of crucial information 225 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,800 on your WizFace page, like the fact that you're a dog? 226 00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,734 That's ridiculous. 227 00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:10,000 I wouldn't be ready to commit myself to Isabella 228 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,867 without having a pretty good idea of who she is. 229 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,233 You're not a dog, are you? 230 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,000 - No. - See? 231 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,100 I'm a werewolf. 232 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Whoa. I did not see that coming. 233 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,500 So what? 234 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,667 Not seeing things coming is the roller coaster of love. 235 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,033 And I am strapped in, ready for the ride. 236 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:38,500 Today, I found out my girlfriend's a werewolf. 237 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,767 Yay! 238 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:43,500 How many other guys can say that? 239 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,300 Well, none, because I'm guessing 240 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,300 anybody else who could say that has been eaten. 241 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,934 That's a stereotype. We're actually very loving. 242 00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:53,667 I sensed that about you. 243 00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,200 Oh, Justin, come on! 244 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,600 Just admit it. You don't know anything about her. 245 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,600 Oh, Alex. I can't believe your level of jealousy. 246 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,800 I just hope that one day you can be as happy as we are. 247 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,700 Oh, Justin, there is one more thing that you should know about me. 248 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,667 Yes, my love? 249 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:16,400 When you kiss a werewolf, you turn into a werewolf. 250 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:25,300 Ah. Perfect. 251 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,600 Oh my gosh, this is gonna be so painful! 252 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,467 As my genetic structure is changing, 253 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,200 as my spine shifts from human to canine, 254 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,967 as my hands elongate and become lupine, 255 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:41,400 waiting for the claws to shoot out of my fingernails... [gasps] 256 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,100 I love you, Isabella! 257 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,767 That's another stereotype. The change is pretty fast and painless. 258 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,000 Really? 259 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,467 Oh. You're right. 260 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:02,500 [growls] Nice coat. 261 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,667 Thanks. 262 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,900 Alex, what are we gonna do? 263 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:14,367 Well, don't ask me. I proved you guys don't know each other. My work is done. 264 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,867 [barks] 265 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,000 OK, so I'm a werewolf. 266 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,867 There's a price to love. Love hurts. But I didn't die. 267 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:32,967 Just a werewolf. 268 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:34,600 I'm not gonna die, am I? 269 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:39,467 No, you're good. Just don't chase cars. 270 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:42,734 All right, that's about as much puppy love as I can take. 271 00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:45,000 Get it? Where do I come up with these things? 272 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,500 Wait. Alex, you're not gonna tell Dad, right? 273 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500 No. 274 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,467 Because Dad would want to blame this all on WizFace 275 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,300 and then say, "I told you so." 276 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,734 And then he'd want to change me back. 277 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:04,000 And maybe I don't want to get changed back. 278 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,100 Maybe I like enjoy seeing everything in black and white. 279 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,767 Maybe I'm perfectly happy now as a werewolf. 280 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:12,100 With Isabella. 281 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,900 - What is that smell? - It's you, dude. 282 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,300 - It comes with the fur. - Oh. 283 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,200 Well, then I like it. 284 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,300 I love having fur. 285 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,867 I'm enjoying my new lease on life. 286 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:30,000 Don't you mean leash on life? Oh, man. That is good one. 287 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,133 Up top. Oh, careful with the claw, though. 288 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,400 Stop judging us with your hurtful jokes. 289 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,700 Come on, Isabella. We're obviously not accepted here. 290 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,200 We have to do what people in love 291 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,900 have done since the beginning of time. 292 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,700 Run away to the only place where animals can be free. 293 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,200 The park! 294 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:53,367 OK, don't forget your collars. It's flea season! 295 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:56,600 Another one. I am on fire. 296 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,100 OK, we're actually going now. 297 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,600 And like I said, don't tell Dad that we're going to the park, OK? 298 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,767 I'm not. Why are you still here and not chasing a cat? 299 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,800 It's that kind of hatred and prejudice 300 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,133 that makes us unable to stay here for one more moment. 301 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,300 Come on, my love. 302 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,400 - [growling] - [howling] 303 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,934 Hey, Alex, successful day of dog walking. 304 00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:29,500 I got my cup-on-a-chain. 305 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,200 Yep. Livin' the dream. 306 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,000 What's going on here? 307 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,100 Well, Justin's WizFace girl turned out to be a werewolf. 308 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,033 They kissed, he turned into a werewolf 309 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:45,000 and they away to spend the rest of their lives together. So I guess it's just you and me. 310 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,400 Well, hey, I got Justin a cup-on-a-chain, but, uh... 311 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,600 His loss is your gain, right? 312 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,500 Let's have a race to see who can fill theirs with spit first. 313 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,700 Go! 314 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,367 Oh, my goodness, I can't live like this. 315 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,033 Where are you going? 316 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:05,900 To tell Dad that Justin's a werewolf and that I need him back right away. 317 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,400 [owl hooting] 318 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,600 I'm so glad we're out here starting our new lives together, 319 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:26,200 holding paws on this bench with nobody stopping us, including my parents. 320 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,600 I don't even care if they were looking for me and even if they heard me. 321 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,400 [howling] 322 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,200 I'm Justin Russo! [howling] 323 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,000 Sitting on this park bench! 324 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,934 Next to the lamp post. [howling] 325 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,500 I'm getting kind of hungry. 326 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,734 We should go eat some cats or something. 327 00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:01,300 Werewolves don't eat cats. That's a stereotype. 328 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,967 Just like how we only change during a full moon. 329 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,667 We change every night. 330 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,834 Even better. 331 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,500 It's like people watch a couple of movies 332 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,734 and suddenly they know all about werewolves. 333 00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:17,500 Oh, I love those movies. Like that one:Hey, Werewolf? 334 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,200 about the inner-city school guidance counselor who understands the kids, 335 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,600 because he knows what it feels like to be an outsider. 336 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,100 I can't believe you would watch those movies. They're demeaning. 337 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,700 I mean,Hey, Werewolf? 338 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,033 I didn't believe Ashton Kutcher for one minute. 339 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:33,300 Those shows make us look like animals 340 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,200 instead of people with a condition, with proper diet and exercise, 341 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,300 can live a normal, healthy life. 342 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,367 [growls, howls] 343 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,467 I'm sorry. 344 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,000 OK. I got a little worked up. 345 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,300 But I had no idea you liked werewolf movies. 346 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,900 That's the type of thing you should've listed on your WizFace profile. 347 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,967 I mean, I don't really care where you went to chess camp. 348 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:03,000 You're mad at me because I left something out of my WizFace profile? 349 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 I think you left something out of your WizFace profile that's pretty big. 350 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,367 What? 351 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,200 Hmm... let me think about what it is 352 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,100 while I stroke my beard. And my arms. 353 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,400 And my whole body because there's hair all over it. 354 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,667 [making kissing sounds] 355 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:23,834 [ball squeaks] 356 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,700 Most moms have to look for their lost kids at the department store, 357 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,467 but no, I have to look for my werewolf son in the park! 358 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:35,300 Hey. I said we'll get pretzels when we find him. 359 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,200 We can get pretzels anywhere. 360 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,100 Oh my gosh, 361 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,500 do you smell your mom, your dad and your sister? 362 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,133 But mostly your dad? 363 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,934 Yeah. And I see them. 364 00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:57,200 And after I specifically told them not to come after me! 365 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,000 Boy am I mad at her. 366 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:02,133 - Over here! - Good. 367 00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,667 We'll lure them over and then make a mad dash for it. 368 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,200 Exactly. 369 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,934 I'll go this way and you go that way. 370 00:20:07,934 --> 00:20:09,467 And no stopping and digging. 371 00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:10,500 Got it! 372 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:26,734 Oh, guys, there's something I have to tell you. 373 00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:30,100 You won best in show? Congratulations. 374 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,400 I don't have to say, "I told you so," do I? 375 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,200 No. 376 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,467 Well, I do. 377 00:20:37,467 --> 00:20:39,567 I told you so. 378 00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:42,100 You cannot trust what people say on WizFace. 379 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,800 I thought we learned that when your prom date had matching shoes and saddle. 380 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,867 But apparently someone has to turn themselves into a werewolf for the lesson to take. 381 00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:53,667 My poor baby's a werewolf! 382 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,300 What are we gonna do? 383 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,667 Well, I'm not shaving him. 384 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,200 It's not about shaving Justin. 385 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,867 I remember a recipe to a potion. 386 00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,934 Thank you. I'll drink anything. 387 00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:08,567 It's not exactly a drinking potion. 388 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,500 Dad, this is embarrassing. 389 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,934 I know. It's a potion and a punishment all in one. 390 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,600 I don't think it's working. He's still hairy. 391 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,600 I'm cool as long as he doesn't use my brush. 392 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,967 Oh, maybe you do drink it. 393 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:33,400 Yep, it's a drinking potion. 394 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,467 [Theresa] What?! 395 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:39,233 I didn't have to scrape eggshells and coffee grounds out of the bottom of that thing? 396 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:42,767 Yeah, looks like we learned a couple of things today. 397 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:45,367 Yeah, Justin learned not to trust people on WizFace, 398 00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:47,567 and you learned what the word "ingest" means. 399 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,667 I thought it meant joking. 400 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,934 Am I supposed to drink my own bath water? 401 00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:56,200 [both chanting] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 402 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,800 [continue chanting] 403 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,867 Ugh. I think I swallowed an eggshell. 404 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,600 Hey, it's good to see you again. 405 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,867 Yeah. I felt bad that it didn't work out so well with us. 406 00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:22,867 I guess we should have gotten to know each other first. 407 00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:28,600 I know. We didn't even get to slow dance together at the prom. 408 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,734 I'm not doing anything right now. 409 00:22:31,734 --> 00:22:33,000 Me neither. 410 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,467 Cool. 411 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,000 Later.